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Guys, Guys...what if Trump just ran for President so Cadillac would make him another limo?

I’m just imagining Snoke getting pissed about something and the guard doing the Zoidberg scuttle to sneak away

“We don’t tip white ppl! LOL”

Someone uploaded that lol.

Because Tony is a smart ass dick, who worships himself and buys his own godliness.

Oh god I would give all the moneys to see Jessica verbally bitchslap Tony. Over and over and over again. Can we crowdfund this? Maybe if we stage it as like a charity thing, the actors wouldn’t ask for prohibitive paychecks.

As an almost millennial that is closing in on the big 4-0, I can say with confidence that Harley-Davidson bikes and the whole “culture” that surround it never did and will never be appealing to me.

Wow, this is hands down the best drama to come out of the walking dead in years.

One step closer to the Möbius Dragstrip.

+1 millionty stars for the Futurama pic

soon

Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.

Yes, yes, please don’t flip the Valkyries.

Mercedes will let you do it 2 or 3 times, though.

Good. I was on the fence about the movie but seeing that made me roll my eyes and decide to pass on the movie. I find my eyes rolling every time that gif loops. It’s fucking Spider-Man! Get your Tony Stark out of my Spider-Man you cockfiddlers!

Ooh, ooh, can we do a Jalopnik version of this graphic? I submit Tesla, BMW, Trump, street racing, Boring Company, SpaceX, Hyperloop, crash videos, and anything by Torch (maybe that last one’s just clickbait for me).

An engineering marvel, like the Tata Nano? That thing is only $2500 new!

-Mentions Del Sol is her favorite car.

You can make your own version using an Arduino and parts from adafruit.com.