Google: The Nagano Tapes Opening Song

I believe the officer was quoted as saying “I swear, I thought he was black!”

There’s really not much of anything here. The headline and the beginning of the story made it sound like Erin from The Office was burning crosses and shit. Nope, she attended some corny debutante ball thing that has a racist past. Most of the US has a racist past.

After watching Hi-Score Girl, I lament being born outside Japan. Sure we had arcades, but they had arcades, man.

And Microsoft isn’t? 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Holy shit, that picture of the guy on the couch with the woman looking on in utter gear worship is poison. It’s maybe half a step up on the craven marketing scale from advertising smokes children.

No, it’s not. Also, fuck you

It’s Geoff’s taller, more utilitarian, black cousin!

Somewhere out there, a marketing team is high-fiving each other about how they convinced the public to expect 4WD.

Appealing? No.

Counterpoint: NDT has taught me many things, and Jack Crosbie has not enriched my life in literally any conceivable way.

And just like *that* I went from complete indifference about this Corvette to actually rooting for it and looking at my finances to see if I could afford one on my modest salary. I can’t. Yet.

Not gonna lie. I've been saving this puppy for a Jalopnik Storm Area 51 post. My time has finally come. 

My take away from this article is that Zack is trying really hard to convince people he has a gf.

Parents. Parents buy this for kids, just like the 3DS. It’s amazing how many of you still don’t understand Nintendo. 

Yep, it’s like Chevy said “let’s make it look like a Lambo!”, then marketing said “well it needs to look on-brand”, so they just Lamborghini’d the Camaro’s rear end and called it a day.