American carmakers are good at making cars Americans like, not so much Europeans and Asians.

Dodge Passenger Challenged

Volt, then Spark, then Bolt. What’s next, the Chevy Taser?

Yeah, and good thing your unemployed have nothing to worry about it they have a health issu... Oh wait.

That would be kind of funny if we saw manufacturing leaving due to Trump’s buffoonery. Good thing we have all those safety nets for the unemployed!

Dude just fired her.

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This directly concerns a car company, my man. We can’t just put fingers in our ears and pretend it’s not happening.

Good. this ban is absolutely ridiculous.

By that logic, America didn’t have racial segregation because only the Southern states were segregated.

Didn’t the cops buy Dylann Roof Burger King after he murdered a bunch of innocent people?

The thing is, most of the Cuban immigrants were refugees that were given legal status/citizenship and have conservative leanings - they look down on other Latinos who aren’t in their cushy situation. AKA I’ve got mine so fuck yours.

Because there’s a big difference between “breaking the law” and “committing a crime.” It’s against the law to hang an air freshener on your rear view mirror, but a cop who pulls you over can’t arrest you and throw you in jail for it. This is the difference between a civil violation and a crime; both are “breaking the…

Spicer admitted that American taxpayers will be paying for the wall 

It’s nice to see you Flex your muscles, being the Explorer of humor, but the lack of Focus is that it Escapes me what kind of Fiesta you’re trying for here. This really Taurus apart.

Maybe they’re probing the market to see what the response would be.

I mean, if on the whole you liked the existing three Mass Effect games, even if you didn’t like specific story elements/endings, you would have good reason to be excited by this.

Also, hello, kissing scene!

The twist: This was all actually rendered in Kojima’s new game engine.

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