You fool! There’s no way you could turn a Golf GTI into a monster truck!

I’m exhausted from waking up everyday, reading a headline, and saying “Is this real life?”

I was expecting the AMC Eagle to come haunt me in the comments.

My favorites here in Peoria are the ones who go around and stop at every “entrance” waving people in.

Sony announced today their WATERSTATION 4, which they been working on for years but never mentioned to anyone. As all Sony products it works using only their propietary formats which are the best of course. Look for the Japanese exclusive WHITE WATERSTATION 4.

Literally cross-eyed right now

You get a star for being diabolical!

Not gonna lie, when I was in college, I edited the Wiki page of Victorian Architecture the night before an asshole classmate’s essay was due.

It probably started out something like this:

I hear Trump is going to add a 35% lap penalty to all Mexican drivers to ensure proper American drivers, who can’t otherwise compete, get their fair chance in American racing series.

Pinche Plaza Sesamo!!!!!

It’s NASCAR. We can’t understand the native “English” speakers, either.

You know his critics are all Trumpanzees.

How bold of BMW to subscribe to the theory that there are people and entire countries outside of the United States. Good luck finding this “Mexico”.

Donald is a dick. And obviously knows jack shit about cars, if that’s his argument. Or about quality, for that matter. Chevy making nothing interesting for the european consumer is not unfair, is free market.

“Hey Heinz, look what I bought instead of a stunning well built European hatchback. A Chevrolet Sonic!”

I used to get so frustrated sometimes that I couldn’t see the path to victory right in front of me...because I was SO very pissed off and getting fatigued.

I remember when I was maybe 15 I went into an Ace hardware and asked and older guy what he’d recommend to lubricate my hearing s on my skateboard. He yelled at me and said they’re all sealed up if you lubricate them you’ll ruin them. This guy was mad and your skateboard post has brought back good memories!

If you are a lady, though that formula is reversed. Desirability goes down 10% per inch.