I just had an epiphany. The only way to make a good sequel to this movie is to somehow have Ricky Bobby and Jean Girard on the same team at the 24 Hours of Le Mans.

Vastly more expensive European competitors? You are an impertinent American!

We all knew but also hoping we were wrong.

And maybe in a few years time, Marvel will finally get the rights back to Fantastic Four and the X-Men. I mean, Fox is already trying to prevent early reviews of Fan4stic until after the movie is in theaters, that’s a bad sign that they have no confidence in the film.

If a neighbor of mine had a plane in their driveway I would make it my mission to become their best friend. (Which is all the more impressive since it would require me going out and socializing.)

I vote we give this man a bigger plane.

Same thing happened to us. Except replace plane with boat.

If I were him, because of the fines, I’d rid myself of it and find the largest, ugliest rusted busted piece of shit car I could find and park it there until I died. Problem with our society today is everyone is nosey and are habitually offended by nothing.

This is ridiculous and I’m too offended to come up with a wittier comment than that.

Someone should bring a Tesla P85D

very pretty to look at . . . in pictures. The Lego one is just fine for me, and infinitly customizable.

Well this has me like:

No it isn’t! Yours is still a WAGON. You’ll enjoy that a lot more than the 200 MPH you’ll never see.

Yo, Dookie! Pick up the phone!

Clarkson should be allowed to offend.

I put cheese under the seat.