This quilted leather pleases me...

My 2010 Ford Flex SEL EcoBoost (aka The Flying Brick) agrees with this post. I’m still not sure how the Explorer outsells the Flex around 10:1. I know Ford does ZERO marketing for the Flex and the Explorer name has far more history ... but geesh. And yeah, the Flex’s styling is polarizing. I happen to like it but get…

I thought all the other worlds were ours, but not Europa. We should attempt no landing there.

Spider Man does a lot of freelance design and photography work for us, actually.

This is the Torchiest article ever. I fucking love it.

Fascinating.

This is good Torchlopnik. Very good Torchlopnik.

Dude was out of a job for like months. He obviously couldn’t maintain a complete shave at current razor prices. So whoever was supposed to tell him about Dollar Shave Club dropped the ball. And I guess that sadly means he doesn't visit Jalopnik enough. Dollar Shave Club!

Some said he bought 55 gallons of lube on Amazon Prime day and that if you buy him right now you will get a 15.33% discount!

Yes.

YES!!! THIS!!!

More mustaches? Got it.

A full episode of ‘The Interceptors’

How about The Stig’s Amazon Cousin?

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The Stig. Who gets The Stig in the divorce?

*looks at damaged box*

1st gear. I know two Tesla S owners. They can tell me to buy one all they want, and I do want one. But the fact that I can’t afford a $70k+ car remains. Ok, with the incentive, $69k.

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