Being a younger dude, I always thought the fox bodies look like a beefier Escort Hatchback. Total backwards way of thinking...

The CR-Z.

And for the Russians to make a surprisingly durable, yet completely unsafe one out of shit.

Pretty much, the Japanese make an engineering wonder, the Americans build a crude but functional version, now all we have to do is wait for the Germans to make a flawless but ridiculously expensive version, and the Italians to make a pretty but stupid penis shaped robot.

Don’t get me wrong, I love ‘Murica... But I think we’re poking a sleeping bear by challenging Japan to a robot fight.

Those Chevy commercials where they try to show how “premium” their interiors are by having people say “This is a Chevy? I thought I was in a ___________”. Sure, maybe Mercedes is something common, but on of the people says “Infinity”. Seriously? Who that is sitting inside a Chevy Traverse saying “Hmm, I think this may…

Doug “Tax Dodgin’” DeMuro- “It’s for Jalopnik!”

The one Doug DeMuro pulls on the IRS.

Turbonator.

I’ been dreaming about getting a surplus Oshkosh LVS for a long time! I just don’t have the excess land or excuse to buy one yet.

If you want a turbo-four Ford and you are getting a Mustang, you are doing it wrong:

her breasts, sensing danger, leapt into action

Here’s a better rumor: The next GT86 will be called the GT87, will be powered by a triple-turbo three-rotor wankel engine with four intercoolers. The car will be all-wheel drive with an eleven speed flappy paddle gearbox, have about as much torque as a lawnmower, and come with a free Monster energy hat in the glovebox…

Wear “it”? I have 3 pre-ordered. I’m hoping the last one will fit over my calves.

The widespread coverage for Destiny appears to be acting like the conflicting voices in Gollum’s head.

Could have saved a whole lot of time by simply posting -

Vietnam special @ 118...WTF??? It is my personal favorite episode and it should have easily made it in the top 10. I don't know what to think of you at this moment.

1. The Fonz

Vietnam special at 118?!?!?! How high are you right now Raph?!?!