see science proves it!

Last time I got run over by a truck I was reading Oppo....

Nice try, anonymous Ford Brand Manager.

Just before taking out the cop, the maple screamed "oppression!"

Fantastic news, I'll be car shopping at that time!

Niko? Is that you?

Needs more explosions...that's better.

I just want my gay car to know that I love it just the same and I fully support it.

WOW can't stop laughing...good stuff.

Ugliest?

A mag-ride, stick shift SS would arguably be the best 4 door GM has ever produced.

If your Escort has a dip stick, you have tranny issues.

Eww, it's scissoring.

Martini? yeah, that would be great, thanks.

He got his car in the right colour.

Looks like I need to move to LA and get me a sugar momma.

Fap, in no particular order.

aaaaaand they still won't get rid of that awful corner glass/plastic piece. Ruins the whole look.