See HBO, you can end a story properly. :D

That curb at the point of impact is about 200 feet from the building.

You forgot Sean Doolittle, who is the very best of the Nationals. Doo is the best. He had the guts to state publicly why he wasn’t going. And he and his wife walk the walk and talk the talk in community activism. They hosted Thanksgiving dinner for Syrian refugees and got the community involved, when he was with…

Still the greatest April Fools switcheroo of all time.

Pour one out

I’m absolutely devastated we lost Deadspin, but I am here for this kind of coverage on Jezebel. Rugby men for the win! 

Yep, solidarity for the deadspin folks!

Hear Hear.

Fuck that bitter herb.

God, the glory days of Thighlights.

Rugby league players for their thighs (their faces suffer somewhat due to the nature of the game)

Jezspin forever

This is a good take

I think the problem here is that you can’t actually market this thing to people who don’t know about cars. There’s no wool-pulling. It’s not like the Urus (I finally have an excuse to drive a Lambo!) or some heritage-laden tweedmobile (Careful with the Jag, darling).

Lots of car names became famous to normies for…

Kinda like the Fiata.

Japanese styling.  German reliability.  They got it backwards.

It just takes one image, and the knowledge that it starts at under $60k to answer this question:

If we are going to talk about human victory cigars and not bring up Brian Scalabrine what are we even doing here?

“Jumping on cars and acting like a moron” sounds like a YouTube channel with four million subscribers.

*Fingers Crossed they don’t mention that while the bridge is being raised, the road bed is being raised as well, so the total clearance is going to remain the same.

I’m just a small town pizza consultant, but I’d say these photos prove that the Roval is good