Nah, that’d be the V.A.P.E.S they are releasing next year (Very Amazing Performance Edition STi)

Looks like Assimilated Subaru Special.

As soon as I read the headline I knew. Congrats and thanks for all the great comments, I always enjoy reading your comments. 

I’m speechless, but with 36,895 comments, I haven’t always been speechless.  This post is the best prize ever!  Thanks so much, Andrew!

Just a heads up: If you get shitty or mean in these comments I’ll remove them. Go be an asshole somewhere else. 

Thanks for the excellent write up!

OK, former trucker and mechanical engineer here. I just wanted to address this kluge-job, and answer a few of your questions:

I mostly find myself infuriated by the facebook post’s grammar. “Wait? What!” You’ve gone and switched the punctuation, idiots.

This is when I became a fan:

Comment more, you hosers. Shout down the lame comments with good ones.

We are all gonna miss Patrick but this was an awesome goodbye letter to us Jalops. Patrick is right when he talks about the community that exists right here. He led the way by not trying to bullshit us. He catches a lot of crap for banging up a Camaro mule but I knew this was an honest site when he POSTED about it and…

Damn still got a subscription to Car craft too.

You un-greyed me! For this I thank you, and wish you safe travels!

I’m going to miss you terribly, Patrick. Thanks for the help you’ve given me.

If a single piece of food was acquired from outside the car or if anyone peed outside the vehicle, there’s room for improvement. Seems like the pinnacle would be having some of those support people waiting at the pumps to fill your tank asap. Those pit stops COMPLETELY DESTROY YOUR PACE PLEASE JUST GET BACK IN THE CAR…

Tug Ofs War

Shouldn’t it be war of tugs anyway? Tug of war doesn’t make as much sense to me.

Tugs of war makes me think of armored, weaponized tugboats

This brings up something else to discuss: is it “tug of wars” or “tugs of war”?