As someone who has been to actual jail for speeding, I fully admit it’s hard to square this against reckless driving or street racing. The Cannonball Run is and was illegal. This was the entire point. I do believe there’s a huge difference between “Here is what happened” and “You should go out and do this.” But this…

Could have been worse- usually when a Colombian ends up 80 kilos short, his whole family gets murdered.

The road game @ Miami has been a trap game for years ever since Tony Sparano undressed Belichik with the wildcat that one time

Pats Fans at 7AM: Those texts weren’t that threatening! It was hyperbole! What’s the big deal?

You sweet summer child. 

There is no next team, he’s done.

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

A) Good

Let’s ask him about his thing for fucking children, tho.

Why is everyone talking about mass snarkings, and no one is talking about this snark on snark violence?

The 13 fans in attendance were stoked.

hurt, suspended, or in Cleveland

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Jaguars Junction will return in the near future/whenever Hamilton will stop ignoring my messages

Cub fan but hate to see this. Now if something happened to the Cardinals......

FUCK.

when in doubt point your finger in the air and hop a couple of times

This man is 23 and yet could conceivably be a brother of Jim Tomsula.

“Dolphins head coach Brian Flores declared on Friday, ‘I have a good team.’”

I am an attorney. A bad one, but that is besides the point. I believe there a clause that any guarantees can be voided for “conduct detrimental to the team.” I would say committing a potential felony against the head coach and calling the GM “cracker” in front of the team meets that standard. But what do I know.