I’m honestly a little impressed that the Raiders have been able to surprise me with their new levels of incompetence. Fining a talented player over something stupid and then suspending him for being mad about the fines is just a beautifully innovative new way to suck as an organization.

I just shot my lunch out of my nose laughing at this. You get the star that sends me to hell. 

The inclusion of Yakety Sax seems to lessen the tastefulness of not using the footage.

it’s like volleyball, but big!

Hey man where’s the annual fantasy team blog?!  I’m ready to talk about some fuckin’ FANTASY TEAMS BRO!  Sick names, sweet draft picks, bro-drama.  Lets do this!

Ultra low mileage, been in storage for 14 years. 

You gotta be not just drunk, but New Orleans drunk to understand.

mEcHaNiCs SpEcIaL!!!

Ran when parked.

Nah, character concerns means that he’ll be in Cincinnati by Monday.

Bill Belichick will sign him next week and he'll be a three-time All-Pro for New England

“That’s not like him...” they say.

They should blame the real culprit responsible for taking far too many innocent lives: puke.

I get the parent’s grief. But blaming some locker room attendant for running out to score him some drugs and not Skagg’s himself is some next level denial. His death is indeed tragic and I wish he got some help, but it was his decision to make this fatal mistake. Jamming up some underling is bullshit.

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

Jesus Christ, Laura! The body isn’t even cold yet!

your new bosses know what drives engagement

Nobody star this.

Wow, he’s really lucky, because, while they take drug offenses super-seriously in New Hampshire, they recently repealed the death penalty. Not only that, but hanging was still on the books in NH as one of the possible means of execution, until earlier this year! So, he won’t have to worry about mobs of people…

“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.