Grievance 3: He never got the notice about the new helmet rules because it was sent to an old email address.

I saw one of those yesterday; A model S, tastefully lowered with some elegant, understated wheels and a beautiful, shiny, maroon (red, multi coat?) paint job.

The designers apparently know nothing about kids today.

He had some of the strangest corners I’ve heard in a while. The one after the 2nd was wild— his trainer started by telling him he was doing “the opposite of everything” he needed to, and DC just started asking if he was losing the fight... He asked again after the 3rd, too, which is so weird to me. At that point, DC…

He’d still fold every last one of us in half with ease, though.

Jon Jones is not exactly an expert on front ends.

Here, have a bear

I look forward to the day when the rulebook takes four pages to define a clap. 

This is why I don’t own a private plane. Far too dangerous.

He’s a role model for every high school kid, surviving a cock block on the way to second base.

It’s in the name people, if you want to hold hand there has to be three of you.

“How am I supposed to explain two women holding hands to my triathlete children?”

The ITU cited a rule that penalizes athletes who cook up a “contrived tie situation,”

there hasn’t been this much fuss about a second Schutt Air since the JFK assassination

correction: MR2

When asked how they felt after the crash, the driver was quoted as saying “blue da ba dee da ba dye”

First LT2 available to drop into an MX5 

Every day I grow closer to being a conspiracy theorist. 

You could just have written about the confrontation but at the end you took things further and peppered in some practical advice on how to modify the vehicle to prevent this. The extra effort you put in is noticed and appreciated.

i think a lot of ppl are married to the wrong people then. Jeez..what a downer way of looking at it.