I give the guy a little credit for caring enough about a benching at this point to fight his manager over it. 

So what if he tried to hit Hyde?  He’d have like an 81.7% chance of missing anyway.

FIFY

they have three official mascots

I’m sorry, but this is part of what’s wrong with baseball. Next time they should put it in his ear!

They won’t be for long.

If I can snag a 2019 corvette new for $47k, how the hell are 2014 corvettes with 80k miles listed at $35k? 

My nuanced take: Ferrari is overstepping their bounds but I, also, would not want to be associated with those nasty-ass shoes.

A headline called “McDonalds Cups look like people having sex” linking to an article that is nothing but pictures of McDonalds Cups that look like people having sex is the literal opposite of what the word “clickbait” means.

Because they have poor credit and it’s all they can afford?

The owners pay someone to steal it. 

Standard C8 Feature (from the order guide):

(true)

On top of those, there’s a high-definition backup camera with park assist (handy, since there’s an engine right behind you)

I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to drive around with a baby and no car seat. I don’t condone crimes. 

Good thing it wasn't twins, or they'd probably have to upgrade to an UberXL mid-ride!

No matter how much of that stuff he takes I don’t think he’ll ever get pregnant

Youtube fame > longevity 

Honestly 12.5sec was a lot faster than what I thought this car was going to go. I’m impressed.