We don’t even have an ambassador to Sweden right now. There is nobody to even talk to the authorities in Sweden on our behalf. There are diplomatic staff at the embassy, but the ambassadors are the ones empowered to make policy and have formal discussions about anything important. And Sweden probably is like, go fuck…

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

I can’t stand it! I know you planned it! 

“Wow, amazing. NONE of the Citroen trucks lasted more than 3,000 miles and they all failed catastrophically! Congrats on the sabotage.”

And, with BMW eliminating dispsticks in favor of electronic level sensors in the late 2000s, the Germans have been able to turn around and play the same trick on many unsuspecting owners!

Its been my experience that nothing good ever happens when you wait until the last minute to start pulling things out.

I treat every trip to Walmart like a raid - you get in, do violence on the objective and get the fuck out, you stick to the list, don’t make eye contact and do your best to ignore the fat fucktard with the Glock on his hip in frozen foods.

He’s right about people in general, not just golfers. They don’t think ahead while in line. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been in a TSA security line and half the people walk up to the podium and only then start pulling out their ID and boarding pass. Or they don’t get out the credit card at the store until all…

That SUV has now seen more crawling than the average Wrangler. *zips up flame suit*

Are you surprised Jalopnik is actually reporting on a hugely anticipated new car reveal?

Oops. 

This guy just looks flustered.

The seat looks like someone who removed their head.

Yeah man, it’s The Thing today!

Did J. Jonah Jameson give everyone at Jalopnik an order to find out everything about Spiderman the 2020 Corvette?

All I did was click the button for “6-speed Manual”, why’s it so mad?

Am I doing it right?

As previously reported, this fucker comes in brown. #YouHadMeAtTarga

Holy fuck! It’s way worse than I thought. He lost most of his legs and torso too!

[Comment Redacted] Edit: I just saw this if from 2016. Thanks “related stories” side panel.