Let’s be honest here. If the paramedics amputated the arm at the scene, they were most likely finishing a job the accident started.

Right idea for a post at Jalopnik, wrong God King!

Let’s try this.

A few years back I had a month to kill before starting a new job. Being mayor/builder of my city in Skylines literally became my full-time occupation. My gf almost left me - understandable.

Meanwhile in conservative states:

Are you fucking kidding me?

“Draymond Green” is always the correct answer to this question.

You want a ghost car? Because that is how you get a ghost car.

Use him to sandblast the car

Code? That sounds like job killing regulations!

It’s time like this when Donald Sterling misses being a minority owner.

AND I’D SURELY STAND UP! NEXT TO YOU AND SAVE ON MY NEXT RENTAL.

Less sorcery, more Sikorskory.

This checks out.

You forgot the other key Jalopnik selling point

The biggest unveil will be called the “Jalopnik Edition”, a brown CT4-V wagon with a manual transmission and a special system that helps it avoid being crashed into by Mustangs. 

You asked so kindly, so sure.

I would appreciate so very much if you shared the fart poem.

Well, if he takes more KOs like that, he’ll be a ghost before too long.

I sincerely believe this is one of the very worst plays in baseball history.