Update:

The Ranger is my date to a wedding. 

Dan says his dad sent her some parts.

Paddack felt like he deserved the award and had been snubbed. We know this because he came right out and said so.

So this asshole was in the theater with his phone out taking pictures? He’s worse than the spoiler.

When you invest in really good cordless impact guns you get your money’s worth.

NOAA to sport fishers: Stop! Hammerhead — you can’t catch this.

Bloody shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

Just needed a Dick's Sporting Goods ad somewhere in the frame.

Wow, the dealership took responsibility. I did not see that coming.

yeah, because that’s the tone of an innocent man

The context is that Yu Darvish fucked up three guys with a magic fastball

And the Jets and Bills have the 2nd and 3rd weakest schedules, which...if they’re playing the Pats twice already...da fuq?

I mean, they do get to play the Bills, Dolphins, and Jets 2x a year.

I’m not THAT much better than that, let’s  be honest.

Hey guys, what is this website? Deadspin? Huh, weird name. Anyway, I found this article when I told my phone “Hey Siri, show me a blog about history’s greatest monster.”

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I get it, man. Waiting on lab results is a harrowing experience. 

This is why I got snow tires.

David,