Man, I shouldn’t have typos while I’m being anal...”kicks from the mark.”

Pretty sure he would have missed all of them anyway.

So the Trump administration is concerned that ICE has been too humane so far? And Nielsen is an example of someone who is too decent for the new direction the agency is going. Okay....

Fighting is part of the game.

But what’s the fun in reading about that?

See his route above? Just follow along and pick them up as they fall off!

Buy?

With actual currency? 

I’ve seen full restorations done in less time on TV. You just need some magic potion.

How much you want to bet they still made him wait for his boarding group number to be called before he could get on the plane?

Marco!...

I’d push the attendant call button then hide.

Hehe

They gave you plenty of warning that only the strippers are allowed on stage.

ESPN 30 for 30 presents: Three Tugs and a Cloud of Dust: The Manipulation of Robert Kraft 

I have no particular ill will towards Dillashaw but I know this fucks up Dana White’s plans and therefore am all about this. 

Right car brand....wrong model. Should have used a FORESTER.

All 372 of the 250 produced showed up to the 100th anniversary of the 911.  

You are invited to zero of my upcoming parties. Also:

I’m really happy for you, and I’ma let you finish, but the SAAB 9³ had the best cupholder of all time.

This is what happens to a Mustang when it is made to do “high-performance” maneuvers near a crowd that it is not allowed run over/devour. It commits suicide because its population-culling purpose remains unfulfilled.