Just a gentle reminder to commenters that Cards Against Humanity is an extremely progressive, charitable company that supports lots of awesome causes and has been making a very active, vocal effort to encourage humor that “punches up, not down.” (And IMO, the game itself is very fun as long as you play with the right…

Well la-di-fucking-dah, mister fancy pants Tesla owner. Ohhh your Tesla can do something new this week? You don’t say. That’s real impressive. I’m really real impressed with your whizbang techmobile. Don’t mind me, I’m just installing an update to my own security system...

It actually appears all white to the human eye, that’s just an artifact of the shutter speed on the camera.

I have a question. Is that a white car with black spots or a black car with white spots?

He lists all of the major events coming to Los Angeles over the next 10 years, including Super Bowl LVI, the MLB All-Star game, the 2026 World Cup, and the 2028 Summer Olympics.

YES! All my attempts to search for replacement bear content has taken me to troubling, hairy corners of the internet.

Between Barstool getting slapped and Nick Foles becoming a Jaguar it’s been an interesting week for three-legged sports figures.

Quick! We can still save him!

The good thing about a double byline is that I get to blame Aaron for that one. Corrected. 

I love this tweet from the award-winning Lawrence PD

Just aim to be a servant. Aim to be the glue. Aim to help anything and everything to help our team gel together

Sometimes, it all works out innuendo.

IGC agents were “called to investigate a patron for possibly cheating at a table game.” ... The statement didn’t specify which game Jones was playing.

+2 legit

Have a star, you witty robot.

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

“Buffalo called, and...”

I agree with the point he makes about renting these to get a feel if you like them (around the 2:30 mark). I did one of those exotics racing things in the last year, not because I was yearning to turn out fast lap times, but simply because I’d never driven a GTR or a 911 before.

"Bigger the forehead, the bigger the target?"

Wasn't there already a story about a massive dick on foals?