Of course the Catholic Church would let him keep coaching. It’s not like he’s gay or anything.

Because his name was mud until today when this article came out. Also, potentially, he wasn’t allowed to work while being paid by GW, which is possibly still the case.

No offense Rob, but you wanna cook a steak? I’ll tell you how to cook a steak!

You’ve heard of Twitter.

my favorite weird stat is that the girl with the sweat pants at mons venus has never taken a day off when the tampa bay beat the saints

This is why cold weather is so much better than hot weather. Blankets, coats, etc. almost always work and the result is almost instant. Trying to cool off is like threading a needle with a hotdog.

soooo, bring ‘em young?

And let’s not forget how bad the attendance numbers look once you account for the fact that Philip Rivers’ family is responsible for filling half of the seats.

It sounds like the Dodgers are doing the right thing. But I bet his batting average was below .250 or his ERA was over 5.

This is truly one of the most underappreciated plays in NFL history and is my favorite football thing.

I’m actually more partial to this. Damn, if they wanted throws like that, I would’ve played for the minimum!

I’m surprised they didn’t try to make a deal to acquire Algernon.

What a slap to the face to Brees. This is the kind of indiginity that will really leave a mark.

Sometimes it’s difficult to take things seriously when you get the feeling someone is just trying to find a way to have consensual relations with an octopus.

“I swear, HE’S not mine.”

Sure...but certainly not worth being ejected for. I don’t see anything in this play that is worthy of an ejection. Even the push of the catcher was the catcher’s fault to begin with. 

So...you’re not going to tell us the story about fucking a goose?

“It’s not my job to do that!” may have worked at Penn State, but this is the NFL, Bill.

Nephew on the left is mesmerized by the chicken dunking... or something else about his aunt.

I think this is horrible and abusive, but I don’t think there should be a bigger punishment than 40 hours community service and garnished wages to cover the cost to repay to the dates 50% of the restaurant bill, and the full cost of police/law time involvement. So maybe $15,000.