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Hermit Edwards
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I know a lot of people like to talk shit about Mike and Mike and how it was basically just full of inane banter and milquetoast takes and corporate shilling, but it’s easy to lose sight of just how groundbreaking this show was considering it started 18 years ago. I mean, before this, nobody ever would have thought to

Is this not standard earth-human behavior? I will take this information back to my superiors immediately.

I haven’t seen a shakier suspension since

“Once I figure out how to get the VCR to stop flashing 12:00, I’ll take a look.”

“Caught having a brief affair at an Italian eatery” is the best Billy Joel song IMHO

He convinced the Spanish government that they owe him money?

This is no surprise Barry - we all know videos from Asia blur any action after second base.

So I guess they blur out any guys scoring over there, huh?

Is she related to Barry Sanders? Cuz she knows how to spin the fuck out of any troubling situation.

Oh man, my buddy has the “Use Stairs in Case of Emergency” shirt and it’s beautiful.

I’ve had sex in the back of a Mitsubishi Eclipse...which at the time was a way bigger deal.

It’s cool to see an older player still developing his game this late in his career. The Kings knew they were signing a great rebounder and post scorer, but now they’re getting a distributor too.

When he throws it back to the studio, will he use his classic phrase, “Jac off”?

Looks like a skinny Melly Gibson in that photo so not surprised.

Oh yeah? In American, our newspaper writers used to be literate.

I guess the guard finally had enough of the A’s constant rebuilding/scrapheap shopping/furnishing bigger, better teams with peaking talent approach to roster management.

I mean, I could almost buy this if one of his wish-list destinations were not Minnesota.

Not an accusation, a certainty. And yes, if you are a Yankee fan you are a horrible person. Another certainty. Cheering for the Yankees is like cheering for the IRS.

did it trickle out your nose or did it spray?