“State College is nice but it’s not THAT nice.”

I think at this point State College is essentially the real-world equivalent of the small town in a Stephen King novella that the protagonist accidentally stops in while on their way somewhere else. The town shares a dark secret (though not a secret in this case) and…

Yea, when you cede the moral high ground to fucking ARAMARK, you might want to reassess your life.

It’s to the point where I don’t listen to anything when I drive. No radio, CD, MP3, or any such thing.

Giving thanks in a Sly Stone kinda way.

One more.

I feel bad for Joe Thomas. One of the best to ever play his position, stuck on a team with no hope, succeeding in obscurity.

I am currently in the process of buying a house because the rent is too damn high. I am lucky enough to be in a position to do so, but I find it insane that my mortgage payment will be about 40% lower than my current rent. And that’s after property taxes.

Nice

Troops the flag my grandfather patriot disrespectful entitled this country United States football freedom black lives matter kneeling voting

“Triangles are my favorite shape. Three points where two lines meet. Toe to toe, back to back, let’s go, my love; it’s very late. Til morning comes... ooh, let’s tessellate.”

Golf was my first gut reaction to that question as well. But I’m also a guy who loves sitting my fat ass on the couch during the Sunday Masters - part watching, part asleep, part drunk - and I just can’t say I don’t enjoy it.

I owned two college basketball jerseys in my time...

“....but did you see my two birds? BOY ARE MY ARMS TIRED!”

“Actually, I’m a urologist with two failed marriages who drinks to0 much and has an addiction to Beach Boys records and loves the big bang theory. Also, I love wearing leather on the weekends. I cry a lot. In my underwear. Hugging my lifesize teddy bear named Hank.”

“Sorry if that line was a bit rough everyone. I guess you could say I’m a bit Russ-ty!”

“I wouldn’t say I’m unattractive folks, but given that I’ve had two birds in my hand, there’s no way I’m getting one in the bush!”

Talented guitarist and Bluesman Gary Clark Jr. rocks the crowd at this year’s Glastonbury Festival.

Extrapolated over a full season this team will go 0-82 with the worst scoring differential in league history. What a fall from grace!

Tell Me Something Good

I don’t understand all the hate for this game so I will defend it.