I wore sweatpants about 95% of days in high school. When I wore anything else, even just jeans, people would freak out and tell me how nice I looked.

“You know they call corn-on-the-cob ‘corn-on-the-cob,’ right? But that’s how it comes out of the ground, man. They should call that ‘corn,’ and they should call every other version ‘corn-off-the-cob.’ It’s not like if you cut off my arm you would call my arm ‘Mitch,’ but then reattach it and call it…

Sorry, I’m not done here yet.

Exactly. There’s legitimate arguments for densifying cities, but one of the major pitfalls is infrastructure. It’s pretty hard to argue to your current town of 25,000 why they need a wastewater treatment plant that can support 400,000 and 4 lane one-way streets with dedicated bus lanes. Cities scale because people…

Density can be extremely difficult to achieve. Increasing density also means having adequate water supply, electricity, mass transit, sewage systems, school districts/classrooms, etc. One of the benefits of sprawl is that all of the above scales linearly with the sprawl. It’s not easy to add a new sewage system for 3x…

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Trent Dilfer also said yesterday’s week one game was a must win for the Jets, so let’s all feel free to stop paying attention to him anytime now.

I think we all can agree on one thing: group texts are THE WORST.

I prefer boxing. Sorry.

No Rain

That’s not what I learned in Sunday school. Unless I want to go blind.

Clearly they needed to travel further on that second pick he threw. That was really bad.

I’m going to go with Keshawn Johnson this week.

I hope the make one of those really big cheerleader pyramids.

I am proud to say that, after all the commitment and sacrifice I made to reach it, this picture I took at the highest point in Florida is 100% genuine.

I like his style, here is me winning a gold in Rio.

Have you been to a Whole Food’s lately?

Whole Foods is a place, you know...

Have you BEEN to Whole Foods lately???

He’s in a Whole Foods.