fat, drunk and interception prone is no way to go through life son

definitely, wasn’t advocating ejecting anybody, i was just imagining playing in that game or watching that game my reaction would’ve been “alright lets start jogging to first I got places to be”

I was actually cool with the bat flip but standing on home plate for 10 seconds before moving was a bit much

Good To know Coach Kilmer landed on his feet

you never threw a party when your folks went away and forgot to roll out the tarp?

Way to go the extra mile for that joke.

He’s an absolute beast, though, I think Mack deserves a little more credit on reading that screen than just saying “catching a weak desperation throw”

on a related note i had no idea watching it live what happened because NBC decided to trot out the “Madden Cam” for that play and never panned out to show the attempted catch

I don’t fully understand the bodyweight thing, but it was a reaction to Rodgers getting hurt. The low hit rule (thats next to impossible when your simultaneously getting your legs chopped at and lunging for a tackle) is a response to brady and roethlisberger getter there knees destroyed. And the head hits well thats…

back in the 1880s, when men were men, field goals were worth more points than touchdowns 

You always learn something from the letters though, I for one had no idea so many Foo Fighters fans were that dense. 

Wait till someone tells him that Adidas Slogan is “Impossible is Nothing”. How can something be impossible and also nothing.

Conversely, though some NFL players and teams have built a decent rapport with english Fanbases. And why it doesn’t make logistical sense for any sport to have a match overseas, it would be nice for La Liga to bring a real game to its fans in the USA. And realistically its not all that much further than some of the…

I dated a girl from Perry County in college, I didn’t really no where it was, but I had friends from Central PA that made fun of me ruthlessly for it. 

Well, Drew after Gabe Kapler came to Philly I learned to tan my small, withered pecker. I demand a retraction.

I side with Bell here, unfortunately though a year in your 20s for a running back is seemingly the equivalent of 5-10 years for every other position. As much as the flip side to this is that you get hurt and never get any other contract potentially mailing in an age 26 season doesn’t really seem like a viable option,

Marshalls for sure you just need to be willing to wear that Nike shirt/shorts/pants that never sold anywhere else. I for one am, and I will not burn this shirt I paid 6 dollars for.

Little late to the party here, but that second paragraph could be applied to just about every corporation as well just replace winning with money (which coincidentally works for the NCAA as well).

While I dont argue with the point your making, that lead picture is misleading even the idiots like me wouldnt be rushing to get to my seat at the top of the upper bowl for opening kickoff of Michigan Rutgers

I need help here, so US airways wants me to buy insurance in case they lose my bag with electronics etc.. In what world does that make since, US airways should have to buy insurance to pay me if they fuck up and lose my bag.