the sad thing is i do that kindof stuff dead sober a couple weeks ago i was driving with one hand while also holding an open water bottle, not even thinking i made a turn and poured the water all over myself

Its alright I too would’ve failed a drug test on december 27 nobodies burfict

id say teach him a jumper and hope for some great athletic ability basketball is the way to go baseball players dont even get a sniff of freeagency till there past there prime

the cause...........................

“so uh this plan where do I fit in”

exactly, plus I’ve developed this problem lately with texting where whenever i try to hit the “M” button I hit delete or space and apple autocorrect turns what was probably going to be coherent into a mess of jibberish

The trick to robocalls is to never say a word, you confuse the robot and the robot has to forfeit 10 social security numbers. Plus its a lot more pleasant than getting tricked into saying something that triggers the robot. 

or $55/ minute guarenteed if he never throws anymore tds or picks

Theres always some shady pasty white(almost greenish somedays) fellow making all the decisions

Belichick must’ve attacked him with a knife no way that kind of slice happened during an awkward handoff

naturally the questions that need to be asked is whether he is into men and is his mom a stripper.............

Its hard to believe the hype with Embiid. I’m a sixers fan so I watch all the time and he is phenomenal, but you get the sense he will never play a full season with big minutes.

I’d like to add Sam Bradfords knee which could be mistaken for that of an 80 yr old

This is funny timing I had never heard of the guy till I was off work the other day with the snow storm he damn near melted the snow from my driveway with some of those takes he has

Hearing A Macdavid for Patrick Elias trade is in the cards for this summer

Man I wish I could negotiate like Scott Boras

Ill agree that all parties involved are shitheads, but from the Apollo perspective a promissory note signed by the son in law of the president is probably enough to loan any amount of money. Im just hoping that loan doesn’t eat into the Lebron to Philly fund, and will continue my shameful endorsement of Philadelphia…

wasnt the one I was thinking of

I wish i could remember a link, but there is a site like this that connects musicians, you always think you can beat the system then it pulls some obscure cover song to link to the rest of the musical universe.

just curious what does a 30 second spot go for a regular season game, lets say royals rays for instance the shittiest of small market matchups if its less than a $1000 i might take out an ad