i think better than expected, as a lifelong philadelphian I always thought the city would burn to the ground after the eagles won this is all pretty tame except for the shit eating that guys gotta be from jersey or central PA

wasnt that him eating the horse shit?

the whole arbitration process is setup to keep salaries low and to make matters worse you need I think 3 yrs in the bigleagues to qualify so for instance Mike trout won the MVP before he was arbitration eligible and was pulling in 510K

theres not really much you can do short of putting a fence around the court assholes like this are gonna pop up every once in a while thankfully nothing serious happened

+1 “random” drug test

good news is I almost did it, bad news is i badly ripped my pants with a couple hours left in the work day

Only semi related to your post, but Josh Rosen who by all acoounts is one of the top qbs in the draft, has had multiple concussions in the last year, who in their right mind would draft a qb thats basically one shot away from never playing again. If i were a browns fan I’d be all about cousins.

yippee ki yay mother fucker

yeah and bars shouldnt play music live or otherwise because loud noises make it hard for me to order a beer and wallow in self misery

worst part is i wasted 1 of my 3 free articles for the month by reading it. and we all probably boosted his clicks for what thats worth.

Reading this post reminded me of the Jay Mohr Comedy Gary Unmarried. Apparently I was one of about 28 people to watch the show and it got cancelled after a year or so

definitely not tasing him either on the off chance that he was searching for a remedy to a stomach bug

Poor kid must’ve gotten confused after watching his mentor Jabari Parker park.

“Because of your disrespect for the office of President and YOUR President Trump, I am unsubscribing to anything ESPN related.”

“well shit if we get half of those shitheads that voted for trump, we will make Millions, no billions.

this is great apparently all you need to do is tell Peter King you apologized and forgive yourself, old Pete will take it from there.

“this year only 13 people had shit stories, and still the liberals think I’m a bad president” #MakeAmericasBowelsGreatAgain

Give him time, i’d be a little gunshy if the toilet flushed the other way too.

He’s probably too busy with our wives

Im assuming this is some kind of one off tour the venue there going to in philly is the backroom of a bar that probably holds at most 250 people.