nobody likes a bad tipper

Number 5 will always love you

Still not sure Dallas Creamer being a first teamer makes up for a bizarre third team selection last year. Makes you wonder what other great names are out ther salting the streets.

Netflix is wise enough to avoid making any snarky comments at me for watching the Ip man trilogy 200 times this past year

Anybody who wants Doug Pederson to play qb mustnt have been alive for the 1999 season

Im not a ravens fan, but from what I’ve seen Flacco doesnt seem right im not sure if its lingering effects from the knee or back, but he doesnt seem to give plays a chance to develop even when protection holds up.

that letter from Marc Terczak deserved its own column you could feel his rage through the number of typos

Cant wait to see a crowd full of extra attackers up there in seattle, or would it be the 7th man, or even the 6th man if the goalie doesnt count

you know who drives me fucking mad is Barkann, that guy is the worst. Though I take some umbrage with your comment, I’ll defend Didinger to the grave

its tough man as much as I’d like to stick up for my city and the eagles here on deadspin, you cant Philly is what it is, and im too entrenched to go anywhere else.

At least its not the summer games can you imagine Lochte getting lose in the DMZ

inasmuch as the dimensions of the puck never change i think you could put a sensor inside the center of the puck that would show when and if puck completely crosses the line. For the record i know nothing about this kind of technology, but if there was an internal level which measured the angle a puck was there would…

you know what i meant how often have you seen a puck that certainly looks to have completely crossed the line obscured by the glove of the goalie deemed no goal

great save. This isnt a good example, but goalies always get the benefit of the doubt with glove saves even when the puck and glove clearly break the goal line. youd think it would be well within our technological means throw a chip in the pucks and know for sure when pucks cross the line 

while you are right, that first hour is a killer, and this is back in my glory days when hangovers were not that big of a deal, if someone got me to do yardwork hungover at my age now id end up sleeping it off in a wheelbarrow

My dad would pull the same shit on me in high school “you want to stay out late your gonna be up at 6:30 tomorrow doing yard work”

“we don’t huddle anymore in our society”

its funny because even countrys best divers can pull of some great dives