Sweepea is a character on the old Popeye cartoon. Horrible name for a real child, but thats probably the influence.

Ben Roethlisberger was also allegedly at the game though he spent most of his time in a restroom

Not bad, but Radek Bonk is number 1 for me

“About Time”

I shit myself for the first time in 30 years the day after christmas. I’m not proud of it I ended up having a pretty bad stomach bug. But long story short I woke up felt fine took my morning leak and let out a fart that wasn’t a fart.

That story had me crying laughing

I’m surprised it wasn’t Dion Lewis

“What if Gehrig 38 isnt the real schilling and somebody has been impersonating Schilling the whole time, Gehrig 38 was created by a Yankees Fan to Keep Schilling Out of the Hall Of Fame”

In defense of the Blue Jackets once Bettman told them they couldnt have Bayonets the whole revolutionary war costume seemed ridiculous.

It wouldnt be weed the NCAA does not test for street drugs unless youve already been popped for something else.

If he didn’t have the open webbing that wouldn’t have been a goal

Nice Work Marisa Way to give 110%

I know he will get in eventually, but how do 28% of voters not think Vlad is a Hall of famer.

Quit chewing tobacco on sunday hasn’t been easy, but Fuck it dog lifes a risk

a lot of that had to do with the fear that bookies wouldn’t/couldn’t pay out, so you might as well cash out early at the risk of either losing or never being paid

no way are the brewers going unbeaten for that long, i bet they lose it opening day.

not to mention all the smokin hot chicks I’ve banged recently