Amen. If you’re monetizing your kids online and forever destroying their privacy in the bargain, you’re an abusive parent, period. If you WATCH this crap, you’re an enabler. That’s about it.

I’ve never heard of this person, but I just assume all parenting influencers are abusing their children.

Oh, thank God, what a relief. I was worried someone might make the argument guns are used impulsively. But apparently he could have murdered his wife with a chair, while his adult son sat by and watched, I guess? Fortunately it didn’t come to that.

Uh, why is Scuttle, a bird, underwater?

A woman is only in her prime when she’s played by in an Oscar-winning-turn by Dame Maggie Smith and is a school teacher with questionable boundaries at an all-girls school in Edinburgh.

A nubis, the nubis, same thing.

What do you mean? My wife definitely has an Egyptian god of the dead in her cooch. We sacrifice to it and everything.

Seems he’ll be going to prison precisely because he has a hard time letting teenagers go.

How was it a feud when she refused to let herself be baited? He constantly tried to engage with her; she mostly refused. That’s not a feud—that’s his obsession.

I hope she took all that gofundme money and is off to Zihuatanejo, Shawshank style. 

What’s with Bezos’s odd obsession with people NOT peeing? It’s so fucking weird. 

Let’s not plush-shame.  Lord knows I have  far far FAR too many plushes I share my bed with, and one always comes with me on trips.  And WHOMST AMONG US would not have a custom toilet seat if we could.

“Really? I would never. I could never do that. Especially knowing we’re trying to have a kid. Just...just abort mission because they’re gonna have some challenges and we’re gonna have some challenges? I’m mentally tough enough to handle whatever challenge that may present.”

“Most thin people that worry about weight gain (as a mental/emotional issue), don’t know at all what it’s like to suffer from physical issues due to excessive weight gain, and so it comes off as slightly disingenuous when they show how they stress over something that’s not (yet) even remotely dangerous, and is more so…

I’m usually sympathetic to stuff like this, but the barest bit of reading comprehension or context being applied ans the rationale for offence falls apart short of “I would desperately like to be angry about this.”

This is one of the most obnoxious, bloodthirsty, self-righteous articles I’ve read on here. This almost rivals the Ellie Kemper fiasco for ‘AV Club author desperately reaches to impugn artist’s character’ vibes.

It’s extremely frustrating that serial predators are built up as some sort of unknowable deviant masterminds we can’t possibly crack when the reality is just: police really, really, really, really, really, really, really suck at their jobs. 

This app was doomed to fail. The women who are attracted to the kind of men who would be on this app start dating their future husbands in high school and get married as soon as they get out of high school or college (yes, sadly, some of these women actually a little education). Women who’ve remained single into their…

Do you think Meghan Markle sold state secrets to the British or something?

“Where else do we see this?” she said. “Happy women? Women brought together with joy, loving each other, and cheering for each other?”

Are women at a Harry Styles concert filled with love for each other?