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Gene Belcher's Nervous Diarrhea
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My least favorite movie is CIVAL WAR 2: ROB DRAKE SAW THREE DUDES DO INTERRACIAL HUGGING

Way to embrace your inner Dad.

After all those years keeping Stephen in bubble wrap, the Nats finally determined that the best packing material is two warm teammates.

I completely disagree, the last thing baseball needs is a scandal involving performance enhancing hugs.

I keep saying that it’s not so much that a racist, sexist, fool like Trump is President, it’s that 60 million people were cool with making a racist, sexist, fool president. Even if he loses the next election and we start to move back towards some semblance of normalcy, those 60 million people will still be here.

He prefers the term "Sturmabteilung."

“CIVAL WAR,” “rediculous’ and, “Capital Hill.” Yep, he’s a Trump supporter.

So he’s your typical Trump voter, a white guy with money who talks a big game, but would fold in an instant if you so much as looked at him with any intent. “SOMEONE NOTICED MY TWEET?! DELETE MY ENTIRE ACCOUNT!” is a pussy ass bitch move just like his hero, president pussy ass bitch.

But I bet he’s a true patriot who defends the Constitution. (If only he had any idea what it says.)

Rob Drake, cival war advocate, and friend of the morans.

very cool we live with millions of fucking lunatics who think shit like this 

And once removed, the team starts winning.

4) A hobby

He is Adam Gase’s autocorrected second cousin, once removed.

You think that’s bad, Adam Gates lied to us and said Darnold was starting for the Jets and not the Pats.

This man needs two things:

He also bragged about how many likes a tweet got. 

This is a man who makes a living providing advice about fake football getting mad and yelling at the Arizona Cardinals Twitter account on his ESPN podcast. That’s a lot. Also, I now wish I had picked up Edmonds for this past week.

If he’s anything like me, he doesn’t like being hugged because the feelings of emotional and physical proximity are simply overwhelming for him and it becomes a sort of sensory overload when there’s firm contact with another human being.