I think Bosa’s attitude had less to do with old college grudges than with the well known fact he just hates the browns. 

I’m a 51 year old man who owns a lightsaber, several droids, a robotic dinosaur, and at least 3 pairs of Star Wars boxers - one of which I am currently wearing.

The only thing in this article that I completely believe:

That said, the following are all real:

bear
ever
national
governing body
have
a process
Zwift
I HAVE TO LEAVE AGAIN

Since this is obviously a made up story, in order to make it easier for everyone else to separate fact from fiction here, I’ve taken the liberty of going through the entire article and highlighting the things that are obviously make believe so readers coming after me can focus on the aspects of the article that may be…

“It seems peculiar to me that an official cycling national championship race would allow competitors to ride different virtual bikes and start on a less-than-level playing field, but that’s probably why I am neither a cycling bureaucrat nor an esports champion.”

This.

The real scandal here are those garbage PS1 Gran Turismo 2-ass graphics.

Thernos’ money was not her money. Theranos was backed by a veritable who’s who of rich idiots and venture capital firms that thought they were investing in revolutionary technology.

ding ding ding.

Where is all that money now

So she put on the gauntlet, snapped her fingers and half her legal fees disappeared?

Gruden: Why so early, boss?

Plus now he has the whole day to himself!

Shocking that the owner of a sports team in 2019 with a racial slur for a nickname would do something shitty. To a white guy, I mean.

$5M to go away (assuming he gets paid out for his 2020 deal) AND he doesn’t have to continue with that dumpster fire of an organization?

Sounds like a pretty good way to start the week.

5am? My Lord that’s early. I can just picture Snyder there in his office, across from a barely awake Gruden, stirring his coffee with a sleeve of gatorade cups.

Oh come on. At this point, displaying the confederate flag and then crying over people’s negative reactions is the equivalent of a German girl wearing a swastika belt buckle and being all: “I don’t understand the outrage! It’s an ancient Asian religious symbol I’m wearing! I don’t mean that! Gee, people really like…

“cousins and brothers”

Maybe the lesson hit a little too close to home. Has anyone interviewed the cousins and brothers of the confederate flag belt buckle wearing teen, Fuller, to ask if they’re betrothed to the vixen?

Where’s the lie?