Meghan McCain has a better chance of falling into a wood chipper than she does getting on a presidential ticket.

JUST GODDAMN VOTE FOR THE DEMOCRAT YOU FUCKING FUCKERS.

Based on your one comment you’re a painter without a canvas, paint, or a studio who thinks art is for losers. 

It never will because “we need to hear both sides” will continue to be spouted by the worst of us.

Why the fuck was she invited? Who the fuck asked her to show up? What the fuck is that person’s problem? How is that person in charge of booking an invent that has to do with black perspectives? When is that motherfucker gonna get fired?

That Kupp really runneth over some saints

Serious question: Do you like cheering for plays as they happen, or do you prefer to sit in silence for 6 minutes and then politely clap after they determine the outcome of a play?
Followup: How much do you love sniffing your own farts?

Nobody cares about your Fantasy team, Gabe.

You want to celebrate our culture? Support our movies, buy our music, etc. You want to honor the black community? Vote with us. Organized with us. Partner with our businesses, ec.

I’m not saying that speech changed the course of my life, but I’m also not NOT saying that either. 

Jameis lacks convictions too; that was a civil suit

Uh, that’s a bold statement considering...you know...*gestures wildly* EVERYTHING else he’s done. 

Plays fall apart; the line cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the field,
The opposing rush is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity and stolen crab legs

“Malaise on 3!  MALAISE!”

I honestly can’t remember what Pence sounds like so it’s hard to picture.

Nobody: “Hillary please, but male this time, and with dementia.”

“Listen to better podcasts, centrist bitch”

People like you overusing centrist are just as annoying as Republicans who overuse socialist. You clearly have no idea what the word means; it’s just a knee-jerk reaction to throw it out there against someone with whom you disagree.

Sometimes it hits in the early 70s. For example, one of these hypothetical old people might confuse “Alabama” with “the Bahamas” and then spend a couple weeks saying he didn’t.

Ageist.