Are we not doing phrasing?

“SCUM, FREEZEBAGS!! A-heh. I mean freeze, scumbag. You can’t write stuff like that. See, that’s why sitcoms are dying.”

+1 Sunday in September circled on the calendar.

Beautiful.  All your stars will be from the post-40 crowd.

*post-human.

Why does peanut butter flavored Greek yogurt not exist?

I worked landscaping the summer after freshman year. I wanted a mental break before heading into 2x semesters or Organic chemistry. I was the only guy on a crew of 4 with any college work including the boss. The boss was an asshole with a coke problem and poor accounting skills but I liked the work, I was reliable and…

Whoa, whoa, whoa, coach Freeze, not *that* kind of ‘Trick Play’.

FREEZE FROZEN OUT BY SNOWFLAKES

THIS.

I’ve got a new goal for my 4 year-old sons soccer game this weekend.

My thought was that she’s picking or popping an arm zit.  

Knowing nothing about Mark Jurich, I’m guessing he is 17 years old based on the content of that letter.

Scruffy needs a Roux-en-Y gastric bypass.

I die a little on the inside whenever I hear you too, Kirk.

sports radio dingus

WELL AREN’T YOU JUST SO LUCKY.

Ugh.

Look, I remember the lead up to the 2015 Draft and I can tell you that a sizable amount of this fan base has both “actually read the FSU Investigation details carefully” and “really looked into the details of what happened at Benghazi.”