It’s not atheists they’re worried about offending...

Hahaha I did exactly that trying to find out.

“So THIS is what he feels like when we go see musicals”

5.7 seconds on a car from 2000 is...bad? I want whatever you people are smoking.

Those are all still faster than my “German Engineered” 2.8L, 4 cam, 30 valve, Quattro AWD, Audi A6 Avant.

I imagine the family picture has everyone wearing khaki’s and matching sweaters.

International Harvester all the way. I’ll be buyin’ em ‘til they go out of–

Could the VW Group unload one or more of their brands to pay for the scandal? If so, Jalopnik would be interested in purchasing Skoda. Have your people call our people, VW.

Previously in large windscreen/windshield/receding hairline news:

Shopping with my wife for moto gear is difficult. Everything is as you described. Everything that appears to be shaped for a woman has a floral print or pink accents. Flat black is easy to find, but how boring is that? Just make a protective jacket that comes in various colors without a stupid flower pattern.

Short? That .gif alone was enough for me to squeeze out a few ;)!!

DAMN YOU PETROLICIOUS AND YOUR SHORT FILMS OF CAR PORN!

I don’t know. I can be suede either way.

One time I drove a Ford Focus ST really hard. I decided—even though I consider myself a good driver—that it was too much for me and I was going to get in trouble. The Carrera GT is too much for nearly all mortals. If you get into one, you better not have any delusions or it will quickly notify you of your error.…

I’m so very disappointed that no one is referring to it as a ‘Fiata’.

(One question, though — did no one ever dyno these cars just to check the HP? Because it would seem it would kick into the ‘clean’ mode, with less power, whenever it was on a dyno of any kind. We’ll have to look into that.)

Motley Crüe would like a word with you.

In the book of Acts, a guy named Matthias was chosen to replace Judas — you know, the guy who turned in Jesus...and later fell down in his field, spilling his guts everywhere.