Who at GM thought this looked good?

The fate of the Jalopnik mobile command center

but we have those, and you can signal other drivers in a festive way as well!

An IQ detector ignition interlock. If we stop Stupid from driving in the first place, we can make the commuting world a much safer and happier place.

Billy Gibbons’ ‘33 Ford “Eliminator” in the video for ZZ Top’s Legs:

Audi R8. Still looks good now as it did in 2007 when it came out.

The Z8, reminds me so much of the styling of the very modern looking ftype

I might have to say the Aston Martin DB9 because even though it bears some similarity to the Vanquish, it is clean in a way that I don’t think will ever be dated.

Starting in the 2000 model year, the Honda S2000. Take an older style, originally brought back by the Miata, but then get Honda to challenge it with this beautiful aggressive modern guy.

But only because it stole it from the 1960s

Yes, It must have been.

So he’s not Jalopnik’s best drummer?

For those ready to accuse Raphael of acting:

Who would have thought a 911 would lift-off oversteer? Certainly not someone who is famous for owning a shit-ton of Porsches...

At he saved the Pagoda-top W113 Mercedes!

The guy is describing a freaking CHEETAH and get’s interrupted by something cooler.

* Opens Bring a Trailer *

Eeeeek!

One for going fast.

Either of these overgrown parodies of classic small cars: