Terrorists acting out prematurely delay the GOP agenda.

The fact that the two of them soldiered on with their press conference in light of the incredibly amazing internet drubbing they got yesterday is honestly hysterical and sad at the same time. This is what happens when a 20-year-old has already gone through a major legal proceeding and got off with a slap on the wrist.…

That’s why I’m a fan of Pillboy and Donkey Doug’s Double Trouble, the energy drink/body spray hybrid for the thirsty and smelly bro on the go.

You have to confront what is going on. You have to take it seriously. You have to wake up. And you have to stop telling people that it’s better if they shut their eyes.

Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong.

> “If they were in America pushing the platform that they push, they would be Republicans,” King said.

Let’s rewind the clock to about 1980 or so. Reagan picks up the baton of an anti-government platform from Barry Goldwater, after Goldwater’s acolytes effectively assumed control of the GOP. What followed was a systematic expungement of anyone and everyone that didn’t toe the party line, ultimately leading to the…

The passage of the Civil Rights Act by a Democratic president and congress was a watershed moment in the party’s history, where they stood up and rejected their racist past and started expunging the segregationists and other deplorable people.

Yeah, libs always seem to conveniently forget the clause in the Civil Rights Act that implanted nanobots into all the racists’ brains that permanently changed their racist opinions.

“Did you really use black powder?”

“Well, no one would give me gunpowder, so I used crunched-up Oreos. Don’t they smell good? I licked most of the cream out already though.”

You put the warning a half an inch above the photo....

Ted at his college reunion:

Forget it Herman, it’s Tomato face.

Oh please, Kaczinsky was a legitimate genius, he taught math at Berkeley when he was 23. He built his bombs in a no electricity, no running water shack and primarily made the casings out of wood. Whomever this is is far inferior.

So, based on these projections, how many more times will we get this same tweet formulation?

Th key to getting the most from Ozil, in his favoured position, is having someone like Torreira sitting deep. My god was he good tonight too. 

At what point are the detectives going to warn her that the serial killer phone calls are coming from inside the house?

Why is the NHL on here? 

The “why” here is judo flip’s Trump’s obvious racism.

You’re kidding, right?