Honestly, the whole thing is such a bizarre train wreck, it’s worth watching for yourself.

That’s the joke. It’s not a good joke, but it’s Haisley, so what do you expect?

You might rethink that headline.  “Send them to Auschwitz” means send them to be exterminated.  Maybe “Send them to visit Auschwitz”?

> He also claimed that many celebrities who have spoken out against his administration end up “get[tting] in that booth, they look around, and they press that Trump sticker,” which raises the question of whether the President of the United States actually knows how voting works.

Also known as a day ending in “y”.

...and yet he did.

“Blackout” Brett Kavanaugh was a lawyer, and then a judge. He then made demonstrably untrue statements not only in a public setting, but under oath. Welcome to this brave new world, where the legal system now consists of declaring anything that could be damaging to you our your client as “fake news” regardless of its…

The glue was a cover so that he could molt without being discovered.

Good to check back in and see that Deadspin soccer commenters are as worthless as ever! 

And his shell.

Well, sometimes you just freeze.  Like (just for an example) when you’re trapped in a hotel room in Eagle, Colorado, terrified for your life.

Good thing he has plenty of white and black striped shirts.

Perhaps the most pertinent section:

“we turned the ball over twice near our side of the field thats y”

That’s cool man. Glad to see you are unable to defend your original claims regarding football. Good luck in life. You’re going to need it.

This is such a sad comment. First of all, I’m sorry you’re so angry at the world. Looking at your profile, you seem to aimlessly spew your discontent at anyone and anything you interact with. Work on that. In regards to your comment, it’s funny how you let your hatred of Clemson cause you to illogically undervalue…

Goal of the season?

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…