These shirts serve an important role in society: They easily identify people you should avoid talking to at all costs.

“Hi, I would like to report a sexual assault of a teenager by another teenager.”

No it wasn’t. It was creepy.

He definitely dragged his nails across his head.

There is an end line ref that is 10-15 yards away from this.

Lol 50-50 challenge and gets ball first? I see no problems there. 

Ball (soccer), then ball (man’s) in 50/50 challenge. Wouldn’t wish the result on anyone, but that is not a foul...that’s a goal.

Yes, republican voters, no worries, the red wave is here. Stay home on election day.

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...

Everything probably feels huge when held in his tiny hands.

Don’t do this both-sides bullshit. Democrats are literally calling for the matter to be investigated. 

No doubt. I’d say several somethings, in fact. There’s no way this piece of shit isn’t a fucking date rapist.

Ahhh.... the Vikings got called on that same penalty to allow the Packers to score a field goal before the 1st half you fucking hack

If Judge wrote a book describing how he would get blackout drunk, how is that not the same as Judge saying he used to get blackout drunk?

THANK YOU. A letter that has 65 different individuals that interacted with a man decades ago is not something easy to cobble together, and impossible to do so overnight, unless you forged the whole thing. So either this letter is a complete forgery (which would be more lying to congressional committees) or (and the…

Amazing that they had the foresight to obtain evidence contradicting the evidence to the accusation that hadn’t been made yet.

The part where Republicans already had a letter from 65 women he didn’t rape drafted and ready to go means they knew about this as well and wanted to avoid it going public because of how firmly they believe he didn’t do it.

Complete opposite here - I only stuck with B99 long enough for it to grow on me because I enjoy Samberg’s comedy so much.

I found him annoying (although I don’t know why his movies flopping would matter to me) but I gave B99 a chance and I’m glad I did; it proves Samberg can be more than just the annoying goofball he started as.

Sadly, if Walker and Cruz lose in November, the real losers will be their children who will have to see the shitbags they call “dad” on a much more frequent basis.