What is it about that hat that makes me want to punch the wearer?

And I imagine half the hats in his collection are in fact trilbys, but he doesn’t know the difference so he calls them fedoras, which doubles the douchiness.

By the time ours had outlived its usefulness*, our was definitely a Bertha.

My husband once said “If you really get mad at me, just leave. Don’t kill me, okay?”

That seems like you’d have to be doing more than therapeutic doses.

Don’t millennials already experience this on some sort of level? They graduated into a shitty economy where they’re unemployed or underemployed, and they don’t make a livable wage and having crushing debt.

Thank you, and yes, I’m fine now. The upside of aging is that it brings you to a point where you’re no longer affected by other people’s nonsense.

I also have had a family member cut me off for no reason (other than the ones that they’ve imagined). Hurts like a mf, but it is in no way a reflection of you or your value as a person. Your dad must have a lot of anger and pain in his heart to deny himself his own grandchildren in order to spite you.

I take adderall and find myself obsessing over my eyebrows and random chin hairs with a pair of tweezers, which I keep on me at all times. Thankfully my skin is fairly clear, because I’d probably do it with breakouts too if I had them. I didn’t even realize that was a possible side effect until pretty recently.

Yeah, her sister especially was HORRIBLE. When fucking Dr. Phil is the voice of reason regarding not chalking your sisters trauma up to “drama”, you are winning the awful people lottery.

my dad, a fabled hero stranger to tiny young me, who won’t respond to my calls or texts, has never met his granddaughter who will be 1 soon, has met his 3 year old grandson once, and hardly speaks to me at all, for literally no ascertainable reason.

I work from home when not travelling, and fully admit that Dr. Phil has been occasional background noise.

You do know that if that chair were in The Beast’s castle, it would’ve thrown Trump right onto the floor.

Which Fox News will advertise as the sincere unvarnished truth. The tweets’ true raison d’être. While progressives roll our eyes at the seemingly blatant hypocrisy, Fox uses them to buttress his base and convince their audience that they are an actual reflection of reality. He doesn’t publish them because he’s stupid…

I will literally PayPal you money. Feel free to e-mail me at elizabeththewellread@yahoo.com.

Clip-ons from CVS circa 1983 (to be precise).

I’m assume you are being sarcastic.

That smirk, tho. Damn is she pleased with herself..

You: Eggnog.

you are my people