The fact that Jade does not continue to be in our lives all the time makes me sad. Forgive me for quoting myself, but regarding that biracial butterfly poet—whose mother was a “very exotic white woman” and who is definitely not here to make friends—“‘Leftover Lady’ is my Pablo Neruda.”

I LOVE ANGELEA

I understand.He’s on most people’s list of men they don’t want to hear ever behaved badly. I’m hoping his take only comes from the usual naive entitlement.

Judgey! See if I ever calculate the length of a hypotenuse again

Twenty-second century glasses:

Not saying there are any allegations about Tom Hanks but, if I were you, I’d do a Tom Hanks movie marathon now just in case he becomes unwatchable at some point.

My mom and my sponsor are solid, my cats are assholes in a way only I understand, and I’m going to believe in Barack, Michelle, and Mr. Rogers regardless.

Can’t help myself, as a corset maker... if the corset is properly fitted and laced, they’re wonderful. Supportive of the back, distributes the weight of the breast more onto the torso than the shoulders, promotes good posture. It’s badly made corsets/overly tight lacing that causes issues and discomfort..

Matt Damon is kind of an a-hole, so in my mind, he’s a poor man’s Jesse Plemons.

I relate to this deeply in my soul.

Seriously, he’s the bad boy hairdresser in all my fantasies.

Do I ‘memba Justin Bobby? Only ever night in my dreams.

How many popular things is too many? Is there some kind of test for determining the origin of why you like something? I mean, google gives me ads for things I have only thought about and never googled, spoken or typed about, so in this day in age I feel like it can be hard to know why something is appealing to me. I…

Technically it’s a Woman Dollar, so it’s only worth $0.80 in man money.

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Am I the only one who thinks Lena Dunham is a thirsty B and that no one should listen to her? Her coming out and saying “I told you so” does no one any good, and it only makes her look petty. If she had the balls to tell Hilary Clinton’s people about Harvey’s rapes, then why didn’t she just go and tell the public…