holy fuck, is this a thing, give me this thing, give it to me now... i’ve never felt more like veruca salt in my fucking life

is nobody going to mention how many times “Credit Acceptance Corporation” was mentioned in almost all of these situations? IMO they’re the cancer being band-aided, here. lmk if anybody’s interested in the Tale of the 29% Interest Rate Car Loan and Subsequent Lawsuits 15 Years Later. you know... from a friend.

SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNIE (sorry, habit)

tom hanks. we still have tom hanks. hold on, tom. do not get on that plane. like... any plane in any movie. ever. just stay home.

any pointers / advice / product recommendations for a first timer who’s pretty damn sick of her post-partum bellefit crotch panel cutting in and hurting a lot? asking for myself. her is me. hello.

so i first read that as “sarah maclachlan” instead of kyle and had the most amazing scene playing in my head as she sloppily drinks alone, surrounded by sad puppies, slurring her own songs.

i’ve been obsessed with her and Poor Man’s Matt Damon since Fargo. i love this. give me twins. GIVE THEM TO ME.

ok but didn’t he sell that business for like a zillion dollars though? not that he can’t continue to be a brand ambassador, just curious. also i agree, why don’t they have their own plane? plebes.

dude, he’s doing literally nothing with his life so i think you might have a real life chance. texas road trip? anyone? nobody?

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that meat roast legitimately gave me chills, now i need meat roast

i totally googled this to see if it was in print; alas, it is not. i would gladly pay $50 if part of the proceeds went to a women’s charity.

you are not the only one. bullshit is genderless.

thank you! and yes, there is something deeper than what we can see going on, and as much fun as it is to tell strangers online to “go die in a fire,” there are real people behind these screens. we can never actually know what’s going on inside a person’s head, regardless of what they tell us or how they behave. we can…

dude people are operating 2 ton killing machines with their eyes closed, waiting for others to look out for them. this is an analogy for many aspects of life and in the spirit of a peaceful sunday night, i will not get started. please know that we have the same vehicular ptsd and i rarely leave the house as a result.

well, i meant the potential copyright on the “mean people suck” sticker but your greater message is well received. reacting based on our own personal, storied past is a natural reaction to things we’ve all most likely seen in action in like... the 80's. for me, it’s wondering about our neighborhood bullies, who we…

thanks for your response. :) i am willing to start re-printing the “mean people suck” stickers from the late 90's at cost - i think the entire world could use them. copyright be damned, i say! (that’s a lie, i’ll pay fair price for licensing, i just talk tough on the internet.)

first, your diplomacy is a day in the sun. thank you. feel free to dismiss this, i will take no offense. i’ve been reading these threads the past few days, and have tried and failed in the past to “mediate” with the individual in question- admittedly i was shut down at the get go by the person i was defending so while…

new here, hi! should i buy one of these for my spouse? we have a 2003 TJ Sport - do i want to trade that in, sell it, or keep it? someone tell me how to live my life. seriously, i’m asking.

i think the current new york cast could easily hold their own against jersey in a brawl. i specifically want jill’s thirsty ass to be so desperate that she joins the jersey cast for like one season and comes in all hoity, only to get the jersey smack down from theresa and whomever else is currently on The Theresa Show.

now i want nothing more than to witness the dynamic between jill and the jersey cast. who would hate each other? who would be friends? would she call them “the bridge and tunnel crowd” to their faces or would she recruit kelly “i called her a hoe-bag” bensimon to do that for her? someone give this to me.