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And here I found myself, in a support group filled with fabulously dressed widows, all wearing strappy Manolo sandals and delicately pulling out a tissue from their Louis Vuitton purses. I couldn’t help but wonder, in a city as chaotic as New York, are we all destined to murder our husbands?

It looks like it’s wearing a fancy butt plug.

THAT SLUT!

I teared up reading this.  Did not expect that ending. 

As a child of lawyers, can confirm that they (and also now, me) really do enjoying arguing that much.

Question: why on earth do the super rich need a wedding registry? Why not request that their guests donate to a charity or just say something like, “no gifts, thank you, we’re fine?” When The Madman and I got hitched, we requested donations to an animal rescue in lieu of gifts, as we already have everything we need,…

I have an ex friend who told me even if her husband beat her up she wouldn’t leave him because of their daughter. 

I eagerly await the end of the contouring trend. Oh, and “nude” lips.

“Me and Tristan will deal with him and I”

It's such a tragedy. Something many people forget is that cults operate like an abusive partner - it all seems fine at the start, but slowly they gain control over your finances, isolate you from anyone else, and begin playing mind games with you, etc. And like survivors of domestic abuse, the victims are blamed, and…

(Sorry, no pictures - trying to share the fuzziness is making Chrome crash.)

Shelter Cat Update!

“Fiancé Christopher Robinson, a Seattle poet...”

A friend of mine had something similar happen, and covered it by saying she had inadvertently sent her shopping list: peaches, bottled water, eggplant, Hershey's Kisses...

He pretty much immediately texted back something like, “Happy to hear you’re having great sex!” And I was mortified.

Oh, god.

So my wife and I text animal noises to each other all the time - most frequently “meow” or some variation. Multiple animal noises usually signal we are especially excited about something.

I once wrote a, what I thought, seductive and clever text to an ex lover, after I came home drunk and had taken an ambien. Some time during that process I passed our. When I woke up the next morning, I searched for my phone and then saw to my horror that whole rambling idiotic text - that had not been sent yet. I ever…