This photo reminds me of the annual “What Did We Get Stuck in our Rectums Last Year” x rays.

Listening to the podcast Slow Burn about the Clinton scandal really brought home to me how far we’ve come since the 90's. I remember when it happened — I was in high school when it all unfolded, and didn’t really care one way or the other, but I remember the adult women around me making harsh comments about Lewinsky,…

“Can you imagine 25 years of marriage, to one person, even Barack Obama? Or 25 years of anything?”

I think I am aging out of Jezebel. What a childish thing to write.

More like stole Lorde’s props am I right?

Grief is the one part of life where experience doesn’t really prepare you for when it hits. Every loss is a different wound. They won’t all land in the same place or feel the same way to you, but all of them will get duller with time.

My best friend died yesterday. After watching her continued deterioration from MS for the past 13 years, and after contracting pneumonia 2 weeks ago, last weekend she decided she wanted to be taken off antibiotics and IV fluids. She was able to move from her nursing home and stay with her brother and sister-in-law,…

He is King Jerry of Jezebellia! Hands down my favorite commenter on this site. I want to have cocktails with him and hear his Hollywood tales!

I’m not really okay. I function because the one thing that never left me and keeps me going is a sense of humor (often gallows variety) that gets me through. But while >125 surgeries and hundreds of dermatological procedures have allowed me to look something like myself, internal injuries remain. I have only one…

I’m going to try to follow Katy Perry’s remarkable grace right now, though my thoughts about Trump’s evil and ignorant tweet are much darker.

People who don’t drink coffee - what do you do to get ungroggy? Do you exercise, take a cold shower, or just wait?

I once helped The Rock finished a crossword puzzle in an airport lounge long ago. That man takes his crossword puzzles very seriously!

You are cruel and also wonderful. seriously, I want your autograph on something :)

It seems every year, airlines shrink the amount of legume I get on an airplane.

Ted’s waiting for Heidi to play “Find the Soup.”

My greatest accomplishment in life is winning the Caption This contest several years ago. I miss seeing that mess :(

She claimed to be the first plus sized woman to be the star of a rom com. That was not in any way true. Shove your sarcasm. Black people have a right to fight against their erasure. You sound more like a right-wing troll than someone making an honest comment. 

You can report it to CPS

ok I have two.

A house? A four bedroom three bath house for two empty nesters? Yeah, I’m bad at this but I don’t think my purchase of a snowblower is any better. Wait, we did buy this bar cabinet thing that wheels around and has a top that unfolds to create a bar. That set us back $1k. Solid furniture is not cheap but we don’t ever…

I’m a little freaked out by how much grown-up Greg Brady resembles Mike Brady! Considering they’re not actually related and all.