I was kind of joking. It’s not like I drink every night or get drunk often. Thanks for the tip though!

Never used it on my skin but I take a capsule of it every once in a while because I drink a lot and why not. Many years ago, one of my dogs got into my boyfriend’s weed. I had no idea what was wrong with her so I rushed her to the vet ER. I live in the Bay Area and the vet was immediately like, “Your dog is stoned. I h…

I’m so sorry that you went through that.

I’m re-reading The Road. Way more intense after you know it was written for a young son from an old father who knows he won’t see his adulthood.

I’m leaving a relationship with my partner of 6 years. I will have the house (I bought it and didn’t allow for him to pay for repairs, mortgage, taxes, etc. other than a $135 fix), our four dogs, and I’m letting him take the car, TV, whatever he wants other than the pets and my art collection. He is at fault for the en…

Three of my friends had strokes within the last month, all under 40-years old. It’s definitely a gut punch. They didn’t do drugs and ate healthily. Even if that weren’t the case, it would still be a shock. 

That was Bobby Finger.

I have a big age gap with my partner but I was almost 30 when I met him. Also, if he was clearly going through this mid-life bullshit, HELL NO.

It’s on her hand, so it will naturally fade. I think the worst part is everyone on the internet world knowing you fucked up your tattoo. That’s already done. I really don’t think it’s that big of a deal though.

I don’t know her music but I will start listening if she comes up with a song called “Charcoal Grill Finger." 

I said I had my period every week to get out of running. When my PE teacher said I could swim a mile instead of running it, I dove into the option. Puns aside, PE was the fucking worst. And bullying was a huge part of it.

I don’t believe it but would love to be proved wrong, and wouldn’t be surprised. Animals are bonkers. Our ex-backyard raccoon would viciously go after all the dogs in the neighborhood, but I’d allow her to chill on our windowsill and would blast the space heater on her during her winter visitation sessions. She NEVER w…

My favorite characters are Arya and the Hound. Cersei is a bad person and should die by Jamie’s hands, but I’ll be disappointed if the show ends all hunky-dory with John and Dragon Queen saving the era.

Am I the only one who wants Cersei to win? 

There was a kid who died recently from breathing in cooked fish fumes. Really sad. I can’t imagine...

I hate shopping and my mom loves it, so every Xmas/Hanukkah, she gets me work clothes. She totally knows my style (Board of Director who listens to punk) so I got some great blouses with skulls, mustard colored skinny trousers, etc. I got my dad a drone with a camera and a wine fridge, and got my mom some really cool I…

Aaaagh! I got to #8 and tip-toed out of there. 

She was so good in that role!

I just bought one yesterday! I’m soooooo excited. I’m going to make yogurt, rice and everything nice.

What does that have to do with the dad?