Huh? What makes you think their dad tried to poison them?

Holy shit!

I bought my house two years ago and never had a mice problem. BOOM, it started getting chilly this year and they’re everywhere. We’re getting it kind of under control but now I have to hire someone to go in and take out any that died in the walls. Awful. I’m glad you got out!

If you break up after a long-term relationship because you grow sure of what you really want, and they don’t want the same, then you can tell any new potential partner exactly what you’re looking for. If they want the same, it seems to rush things. See it all the time. Of course, some people do it out of desperation an…

I’m a vegetarian but my partner and four dogs are not. I’m making a kinda traditional Thanksgiving meal later tonight (we will eat around 10 because of life). Doing an Indian rub on the turkey and Indian sorta stuffings. Plus a spicy plum pie that will be consumed by me only. We’re going through some health scares on b…

Not going to watch it, but am I crazy to think they’re actually in a relationship?

I haven’t seen an episode of this show, but I totally read that with the voice. I don’t know how.

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

I can’t drink large amounts of caffeine due to migraines, so I supplement with decaf or mimosas.

The only thing I want to do with my placenta is put googly eyes on it, snap a photo, get rid of it, then use the photo in the baby’s first picture album.