Fuck Theresa May and her fucking Brexit. 

‘Tis not a man, ‘tis a remorseless eating machine.

File footage of the event:

“WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?”

I like Ike.

Breitbart: “these weekly meetings are known inside the company as “TGIF” or “Thank God It’s Friday” meetings”

Door is closed. Leg is sitting where it normally would against the dead pedal. Turn the brightness down if you want to pretend like my garage is dark. 

You’re right, let’s regulate how companies treat and speak about employees!

This is unbelievably bad move on the part of the conservative movement. If you remove a very large and successful multinational conglomerate’s ability to retain the appearance of being bipartisan, they will inevitably go all in with the side that supports their ethos. Partisan campaign contribution policy will end and…

Just ask Billy Bush.  Trump’s not waiting for a license to liquor.

In their defense, PC World is pretty dull. I just hopped over there and these are their top two stories right now:

Having the uncoolest of uncool people publicly destroy your merchandise is genius level marketing akin to getting a PMRC “PARENTAL ADVISORY” sticker slapped on your group’s record in the late 80s/early 90s.

Metzger said the only planet more complex than Pluto is Earth.

I will help you out a bit. She’s been on nearly every talk show, both day and night, multiple times. She was on David Letterman 3 times and famously danced on his desk. She was a spokesmodel for Cover Girl and has been on the cover of a ridiculous amount of magazines. She acted in a couple of major motion pictures and…

I get it. Tom Brady is the man’s best friend.

If he had asked for coffee with sugar, she would have brought the sugar. I’ve never heard of a diner pre-sweetening coffee. Craig is wrong and should feel bad. He deserves dry toast as others eat their hangover cures. Although he should just be outright banned from eating out for all of eternity.

The wild cow was the aurochs and the wild chicken is the red junglefowl. The ancient cow went extinct in the 1600s but the junglefowl is alive and kicking in Southeast Asia.

I find the whole subject very interesting. Like why we were able to domesticate wild horses but not zebras (zebras are assholes and don’t like…

I know this is a joke, but there is a flip side to the sociopath macho behavior it leans on.

This is a major major major major comment.

If the NFL doesn’t know what a catch is, how could they ever understand a catch-22?