As Guy Who Doesn’t Have Kids #1, I can honestly say that reasoning with children is a pointless endeavor, because children don’t operate on the same wavelength that parents do.

“...in the double-shooting sleeve, late-stage Melo getup”

Just out of curiosity, who exactly are all those people? D-Leaguers? Actual Kings players? LaVar Ball’s entourage? The next best boy band from Latvia?

“I prepared this” vs. “You cooked it” is the best/worst marriage argument I’ve heard in a while.

Tell ‘em what they’ve won!!

Au Fudge sounds like the name of a business that could have been glimpsed in the background of a Simpsons episode for five seconds in the early seasons and took the writers all night to think of (I’ve watched a lot of early Simpsons DVDs with writer commentary).

Trump would probably like her more if she were.

I’m sorry I couldn’t stop myself from typing that.

England did the most England thing and added a superfluous ‘u’ to “go forth”.

Maybe you should learn to read, here Let me paste a small excerpt from the article to help you out:

Could a Suburban be a truck?

Auto Mechanic: I see the problem

Lol, I was born and raised in Paul Ryan’s hometown, and have biked/ran/played extensively all over town for decades. I never once in my life saw a groundhog there. They only appear to destroy shitty political leaders. Well done, groundhogs, well done.

I went googling for a Dumbo Bambie hybrid expecting the internet to fail me... I give you the glory that is Dumbie.

Manafort’s legal team: “it’s soooo unfair, our client is locked up too far away and we can’t properly prepare under these totally unfair conditions so we should just delay these trials.”

only if you consider the creature in that picture to be a man

What?

that dress is tragic. i think the color is lovely (no argument with the piss jokes, though), and the motion is wonderful. but the draping and structure of the bodice is hilariously, ridiculously wrong. Melania Trump has got to be one of the easiest figures to dress from a purely geometric standpoint - the woman’s got…

“Please keep Matheny forever.”

Can’t wait to see Hicks bolt in free agency and then be accused of not being a true Cardinal for getting away from these morons.