Not really.

My thoughts, in order, while watching the many replays:

Have you thought about slowly stealing spare parts and building one in your garage?

It looks like the Bears have...puts glasses on...out foxed themselves.

On the other hand, one of those teams is the Bears, which is only a “football team” in a strictly legal sense.

I also bumped into Jeff Fisher on a checkout line recently. It was at a 7-Eleven in Montana. However, after he left it was a 7-Nine.

“Truther is a moronic pejorative.”

Exact same boat. I’m 6'3" and my wife is 5'1" ...if she’s wearing shoes with a 1" sole. Her whole family is tiny, seeing as they’re Taiwanese. I am a literal giant when we go back to visit her extended family, and I love it.

And with that, Jalen Ramsey became the first player to actively try to get into the Bengals locker room.

At least you’re trying to see the humor in this story. Remember: Rand Paul is broken-ribbed for your pleasure.

I didn’t know there were milk truthers.

I’m 6'3 and my smaller half is 5' flat (so she claims. She’s 4'11. Don’t be confused by her lies!). She’s afraid of tall people.

Thank you for your service.

I’ve told this story before and forgive me, will tell it to the day I die. I double finger saluted Pence a few weeks after the election as I stood all by my lonesome on a corner waiting for his Motorcade of Assholery to pass me by so I could finish a run. IT FELT SO GOOD. Now I wish I had mooned him. Mother was with…

Can’t be a Jag on the field if you’re a jagoff it.

As a black man living in America, I feel the NFL protests appropriately draw attention to one of America’s gravest race-based sins at a venue that makes it uncomfortably difficult for those either apathetic to or complicit in it to ignore.

The seaman has left a bad taste in everyone’s mouth.

Since he is going on Sean Hannity’s show it sounds like he would rather cry with the sinners than laugh with the Saints 

“I’m as pro-union as anybody”

“Flags. I fucking hate flags. You fucking hate flags. Everyone fucking hates flags.”