My absolute favorite thing about Jet’s is that they will happily sell you a really good small pizza. I live by myself, and I’m not saying I couldn’t eventually house like 10 pieces of pizza, but I don’t really want to. For the deep dish I have two when it comes, and then I have two for the next day, and that’s exactly…

That whole ad campaign was low key hilarious.

Glad you are keeping “indict” in indictmas. I can’t stand when people use the catch all of Happy Felonious Republican Season.

Can we go live in the mirror universe where Trump is tweeting from? Y’know, the one where Hillary seems to have won the Presidency?

I am finally hopeful. I feel this could actually happen (and whoever did it, is amazing.)

I’m sure that this was all due to economic anxiety.

I suddenly have the strongest urge to know more. Could you help me with that?

Yup. That’s what we want. People putting principles before profits. Any principles. Doesn’t matter what the principles are. Liberalism is the idea that any and all principles are equally good and valid. Religious Intolerance, Racial Supremacy, Misogyny, the principle of Profits being more important than…

College of the Ozarks is a small Christian liberal arts school near the Missouri-Arkansas border.

I thought it was named after Brady because it was dumb and pretty.

Reminds me of my favorite saying: “I can’t wait for his generation to fucking die.”

I thought it had originally been funded by a still unnamed Republican donor as oppo research, then by the Clinton campaign? But of course, let THE EVIL DEMS!! pearl clutching ensue.

Could be worse, he could have demanded to land on an aircraft carrier.

I’m assuming you are average height at most? Taller people need that space for their feet.

In Philly, Donovan McNabb is still the Escape G.O.A.T.

You’re right: and mad old Donald sort of gives away the game when he tweets attacks on the representative and, in particular, her political affiliation using the old McCarthyite formulation “Democrat Party” instead of the correct usage, Democratic Party.

Xander is great. Don’t put down Xander. He stands for a lot. He’s important.

No, but some were surprised that it was going to take a flight, not a really fast train or easy drive. The scale is lost on them initially. They think country, not continent, in scale.