Pizza has a side dish. It’s fried strips of eggplant. I will fight you about this. And I will win.

Kind of you to warn folks.

Beachhouse. Hammock. French 75s.

May god damn Nathan Holn.

Dragonstone, per the reports.

One of my best friends in 3rd grade walked out of class instead of seeing Jaws, because sharks dont do that. I’m proud to say I went with, although lacking in the deep knowledge as to why. Erica, keep fighting the crap shark science, wherever you are.

Avoid it at all costs. I only lived because of my maleness and scrotal powers. <snark, hopefully obviously> Plus all the aloe in northern Wisconsin.

That’s a cookie? I figured it was for removing dead skin.

A: the sexism is stunning.

Don’t sweat it, if they were really shooting at us we’d be dead.

That’s the number the policy shops are using, and it’s a common technique called lofting. NK does it so the missle splashes down where they can see it, but you get good engine performance data out of this kind of parabolic shot that you can use to plan a lower altitude but longer firing.

Stop deflecting the question Marchman. He wants the truth, even if he can’t possibly handle the horrible consequences.

As a practical member of the church of the thin mint (reformed) the chocolate PB ones are acceptable, the shortbread needed for adding fruit to, and anything else is heresy. Sorry.

Hot take: the smore ones were crap. They needed to be like the PB ones, but with marshmallow. They’re thin and bad, and the designer should feel bad.

Drew, have you been to the house on the rock?

My buddies are messaging me pictures of all the drinks they started having at noon. With 2 more hours of work, what is the correct punishment for these asshats/good friends?

Thank you for an adult reply. I could not even.

In re grit: Finland.

Balloq’s staff is too long!